whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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