I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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