Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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