At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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