I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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