Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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