This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
they're like a gay fantastic four
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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