I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
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Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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