one might say we're banned from that church
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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