this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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