The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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