I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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