Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
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I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
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I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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