How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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