Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
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Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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