ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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