my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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