Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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