I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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