Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
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He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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