Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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