found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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