so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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