Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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