it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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