Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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