Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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