Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Randomize
