She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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