its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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