so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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