So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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