i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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