I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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