wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
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My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
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