I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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