she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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