normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
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