when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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