are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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