if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
