Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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