Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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