It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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