Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
she pinky promised me she was 18
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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