they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
