Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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