I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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