was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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