Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
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