That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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