I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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