He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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