He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
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Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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