If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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