Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
We had sex on a dog bed..
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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