if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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